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That either means they’re really boring, or they’re the type of person who does their hair before morning sex or watches their own image in the mirror as they fuck. ” “Please check out my blog about how I felt really bad about the fat kid at the orgy.

Now it’s time to check their “Top 8, 16, 29 or whatever.” Who’s got the top spot? It’s just as moving as my last piece about the death of the you-scratch-my-back-and-I’ll-scratch-your-penis-with-a-fish-hook movement.”The most important thing to check out can also be the scariest, most boring or informative: your potential mate’s blog.

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Plus, everybody will know you logged in, which is always a pain in the ass, especially from that girl who says, “I know you were online. We could have talked about unicorns or my how big of a bitch my mom is.”The comment section, photos, and possible videos of the My Space of Sex will be interesting, but more informative will be how they personalize their profile. Rap probably means she’s a whore that likes to shake her ass. Heavy metal means she’s probably a whore that likes to get smacked around during sex.

Emo indie music means she doesn’t like to have sex, but prefers to just sit around in coffee shops talking about how awkward and ironic intercourse actually is.

The true ugliness of My Space is the way-too-much information floating around everywhere. Does a guy announce he cries before, during and after sex?

Is he or she the type of person who gets so comfortable in a two-night stand that they want you to crap with the door open and carry on conversations with them?

The last time I was online trying to give pound puppies to unadopted orphans, I came across an advertisement for the My Space of Sex.

It was just another adult site with professional porn stars posed in low res photos to make them look like your hotter-than-average-everyday amateur. Recently, I constructed a view of Facebook if it dealt with sex, so I thought I’d go ahead and imagine Sex Space: A Place For Friends…With Benefits.At the time of the suicide, the Drew and Meier families were neighbors, living four doors apart.Lori Drew was aided by Sarah and by Ashley Grills, an 18-year-old employee of Lori. Witnesses testified that the women intended to use Meier's messages sent to "Josh" to get information about her and later humiliate her, in retribution for her allegedly spreading gossip about Drew's daughter.Lori Drew, the mother of a friend of Meier, was indicted on the matter in 2008, but was acquitted in the 2009 case United States v. Meier and "Josh" became online friends, but never met in person or spoke. As Meier began to exchange messages with this person, her family said she seemed to have had her "spirits lifted".This person claimed to have moved to the nearby city of O'Fallon, was homeschooled and did not yet have a phone number.Every morning he’d probably take a hammer and chisel to scrape the VD off his dick.

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