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Some of these dudes are crazy and I will not post their stories in fear of PETA coming after me!

With that being said, she could never spend the night at my house because she always had to go and check on the dog. Anonymous Male #3 (AM3)My girl and I were living together for about two years when she asked if we could get a dog.

I thought, "Sure, it's better than [her] asking for a baby." At the time, I didn't know what the hell I had signed up for.

You can always kid yourself that you're signing up to improve your pet's social life, not yours.

Just like Tinder, however, it's likely to be full of individuals with questionable levels of housetraining.

I asked her if she could take them to a dog school to learn not to scratch. She said her dogs were her babies and she didn't want to change them. She has two, but the largest one always sleeps in the same bed with her. She said she didn't have to ever worry about the dogs leaving her for another woman.

Before sex, she would tell the dogs to get off the bed, but then they would go under it and not leave the room. When I'm in bed with a woman, I want it to be just the two of us. If dogs are more loyal, why is it that, when men cheat, they call us dogs'?

Girl #1: During our first phone conversation, I heard her dog bark in the background. Regardless, I had a problem with her DOGGY HYGIENE.

One day while walking the dog on the dirty streets of D.

C.; he took a dump and whizz in the the bushes, then we returned to her apartment.

As we walked back into the house, the dog ran passed us into her bedroom.

Fellas, if she has a Pit Bull she'll probably rob yo' ass when you're asleep. I don't break into hives or anything, but if I don't take a Claritin prior, I may sneeze or get itchy eyes. She explained that she had taken the responsibility of becoming the dog's mother because she took him away from his biological mother. So, I finally went over to her crib and took a seat with her on the couch when her "SON" walked out, kneeled and stared at me. At the time, I wasn't interested in playing with the dog, but more interested in playing with her.

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